BREAKING NEWS - London, May 2009.
GiveDogsWater, the global leader in giving dogs water has moved its blog from wordpress to blogspot.
A GiveDogsWater spokesperson commented "since we have had fuck all visitors to our wordpress blog we figured there must a problem with their blogging technology. So many people must have tried to post to our wordpress blog that we screwed their databases."
The spokesperson continued "I am sure Wordpress will put up a fight for our business but they can fuck off"
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Thursday, 28 May 2009
Summer 2009 - GiveDogsWater is 2 years old!
Ok. This campaign is clearly not catching on.
Well come on everyone!!! Get off your fucking arses and make sure dogs get water and shade this summer! Spread the word!
We are apparently in for a hot summer. Even the weather girl on GMTV thinks so – must be true. So more than ever, dogs will be gagging for a drink when they are out and about.
What can be done?
1. If you don’t mind making a complete dick of yourself you could perhaps give your old plastic tubs to bar owners, so they can give water to anyone coming in with a dog.
2. If you own a dog keep a plastic tub with you so you can give him/her a drink when you are out walking him/her!
3. If your dog spends time outdoors in your garden make sure he/she has shade and plenty of water.
4. Never leave a dog without water, and NEVER leave a dog in a car.
There are obviously more things that can be done but this will do for now!
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